By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
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maggiefox 25

At least you're sexy c:

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CurlyQute 17

Well at the very least you're sexy... He could have just called you "the Hobbit"

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gracehi 31

Sounds like your boyfriend is a pervy hobbit fancier.

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cna1216 15

So shave it. Its not rocket science.

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doemetoch 28

Aww, come on, that's adorable. :) (Btw, I have hobbit feet too, like so many women, just use tweezers to get rid of the hair if it bothers you, and if it doesn't, well, good for you!)

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wildsweetchild 19

Don't worry op, looks like he's actually ok with it and shows it by joking around ;)

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Brody_Generico 7

There are worse pet names

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FroggerForReal 11

I don't see anything wrong with that. That means he's cool with it and he still likes you a lot hence the first part of sexy hobbit. Consider yourself lucky OP

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