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By SleeplessInSoCal - 09/08/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

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STOP!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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Twit to who

By Hooty - 02/09/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton

Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML

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Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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Get it on, bang a gong

By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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FurryCup 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:08

Join them? ;)

DaSexyBeast 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:11

well find someone to have sex with and scream even louder it will be a fun little contest

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radkelsie24 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:23

wow, that just sucks. send them a letter. but don't tell them it's you and say stfu lol. I can't sleep :(

conversesk8er 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:33

#17 - yeah op should do that xD do not forget about telling them to stfu

Barrientos432 5

Monday 9 August 2010 12:30

If she's a *****, in a few months or so maybe she'll find out she has an STD, or better! Pregnant! You'll be able to hear countless hours of crying, and arguing. That'll be fun, yes? :]

Russian_Roulette 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:31

get an active sex life and do the same thing :)

Silkie 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:36

She's faking it.

rileykins 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:39

ahaha agreed.

6sick6 4

Monday 9 August 2010 13:58

you're beautiful 30

Lucidium 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:05

*Cough*******Cough*

pinkuser626 17

Friday 21 October 2016 6:04

Hate to break it to u 28 but some of us really r just screamers it's very hard to control when ur actually enjoying urself.

xliox 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:43

oh lol. lol @ 'she's a screamer'  you should listen you might get a few tips OP

iCommentFML 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:45

Lol dude id go up there and scream SHUT THE F*** UP YOU HORNY B**** then see if that ruins the mood 

apkiys 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:46

Sing to the tune of "Staying Alive" by Bee Gees!

satanisthesavior 21

Monday 9 August 2010 13:15

record them, find a big stereo, and play it back in the middle of the night... Or better yet, record them, remix it into a techno beat, burn a disc and give it to them (make sure they know it's them).