Intimacy: Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately...

By SleeplessInSoCal - 09/08/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I couldn't fall asleep till 3am and was woken approximately every hour or so. Why? I found out my new upstairs neighbors have a very active love life. She's a screamer. FML

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By 12MONTHLEASE - 22/04/2016 00:30 - United States

Today, my new upstairs neighbors moved in. Within ten minutes of getting in the door they were screaming and arguing about everything, practically handing out death threats to each other. I then heard them having even louder makeup sex for about three hours afterwards. FML

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You deserved it 1 765

STOP!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 20:00

Today, for the second week in a row, I woke up to the sound of my awful upstairs neighbors having sex between the hours of 1 and 3 AM. Their bed is so noisy, and earplugs barely help. At this point, based on the rhythm of their bed squeaking, I can tell when they're about to finish, and I hate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 690

You deserved it 167

Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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You deserved it 2 152

Vicariously

By Cate - 05/11/2009 10:25 - Australia

Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML

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You deserved it 3 411

Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 465

You deserved it 2 081

Twit to who

By Hooty - 02/09/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton

Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 464

You deserved it 2 346

Quiet

By Deborah - 27/10/2011 06:41 - United States

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

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You deserved it 40 534

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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You deserved it 2 434

Get it on, bang a gong

By can’t sleep - 17/06/2020 17:04

Today, and for the fourth time in a week, my 60-year-old neighbors have woken me up by having obnoxiously loud sex. Complete with over the top moaning and the headboard smashing against our shared wall. When I asked them nicely to quiet down, they laughed and called me jealous. FML

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You deserved it 366

We can tell

By Mkimmi - 12/02/2015 07:39 - United States - State College

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

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You deserved it 3 722

FurryCup 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:08

Join them? ;)

DaSexyBeast 0

Monday 9 August 2010 12:11

well find someone to have sex with and scream even louder it will be a fun little contest

Comments

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 9 August 2010 13:26

#34- great pic!! Did you try beating on the ceiling with a broom handle, etc. OP?

rileykins 0

Monday 9 August 2010 13:43

that never seems to work in the movies.. :/

_streets_ 19

Monday 9 August 2010 13:27

um threesome, jk, I would go tell them to stfu

Maflagulator 1

Monday 9 August 2010 14:03

Gotta be a ***** bringing home customers at that hour....the odds of a guy AND a girl having that much sex drive is quite slim. if not, then a **** set.

plethora 3

Monday 9 August 2010 14:28

Oh ye of little faith.

rebbee 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:01

This is an FML because u don't have someone to bang at 3am? I, personally would look on the bright side, At least you dont need **** while you are having fun with Mrs Palmer and her five daughters! ;-)

ZOMG_h4x 3

Monday 9 August 2010 14:22

Join them!!

yakyak132 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:23

get a partner in ur room and scream louder and c wat happens

Turtle_Mode 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:26

ydi because I'm on vacation!

M0llie 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:27

haha go **** your mummah.

terry984 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:41

lol. nice

XXXL87 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:44

i would start playing annoying music a random times. pick some heavy metal, and crank the volume up high! if that doesnt work call the police and say they are growing pot.. hehehe se how that works out

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:43

May I suggest the following: -The Macarena -I Don't Wanna Wait, by Natalie Merchant -Zombie, by The Cranberries -Anything by Nickleback -My Heart Will Go On, by Celine Dion -That 90's song where Celine Dion raps -TV Land theme songs -Early Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, and N*Sync -The O Brother, Where Art Thou soundtrack [Note: Don't get your panties in a bunch. I picked songs for their irritation potential when overplayed, not according to what I personally like or dislike.]

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 10 August 2010 14:22

"I Don't Wanna Wait" was Paula Cole. Natalie Merchant was the singer for 10,000 Maniacs, whose big hit was "Because The Night".

perdix 29

Monday 9 August 2010 14:45

Record her love noises, burn it onto a CD, and then play it on a continuous loop on a boombox you placed in your building's lobby with her apt # on it. You could also podcast the sounds. . . just make sure you give me the link!