By Courtney - 28/06/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML
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cudi504 4

definitely the fish hook through the toenail *shudder*

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lucy_moff09 0

ouch!!!! that would hurt!! definitely the fish hook

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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

That sucks FYL. Fishhook through the toenail is bad in itself, but having it happen in a filthy lake, germs, ew.

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SamanthaTorre13 0

definitely the fish hook through your toenail .. ew!

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kballer13 0

how did it get there in the first place?

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yummayy_ 11

Maybe next time you should just leave the keys and get new ones? You were in a lose lose situation there. FYL

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all4pooh 4

Ahhh! The toe. You can always get new keys.

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UnfOrg1ven 1

Holy Jesus Christ! The toe Part is Brutal.

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ShockingShelby 0

That's why you should always have spare keys.

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detective_oreo 0

I have a pet dinosaur named Rupert too!!!!

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cgchamp89 7

An elephant is not exactly a dinosaur... but that does sound impressive.

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