Transportation: Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping...

By Courtney - 28/06/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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By terpity12 - 07/08/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for a tetanus shot to go camping with my friends. While running on a path at the camp site, I stepped on a rusty nail that went right through my shoe and into my foot. Maybe I should have kept my appointment. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By momac86 - 19/01/2015 06:34 - United States

Today, I lost a sewing needle in the carpet. No worries, my big toe found it. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2021 04:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML

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camoney 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:13

definitely the toenail

cudi504 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:14

definitely the fish hook through the toenail *shudder*

Comments

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:28

ydi,get some shoes

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:34

because people wear shoes while retrieving things from water, right?

BountyBass 13

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:13

sandels,water shoes,neoprene shoes..boots or even socks, barbless hook would been and idea also, I've had a barbed hook stuck in my hand before...it's not the end of the world

xiaoxaio 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 0:02

sandels wouldnt protect your toes and unless she was going to the beach or camping i would doubt she randomly has aqua socks in her car

Frazzlope_fml 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:29

Go to http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=2360721

limeyemilyy 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:33

Ew!

ashseal 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:37

I think both are pretty things :(

mintcar 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:37

How did you drop your keys in a lake? I don't even understand. Let's hope you were actually able to retrieve them.

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:40

maybe OP was being a dumbass and jet skiing. without noticing at the time, he may have dropped his keys in the water. love the hair, btw. :)

mintcar 9

Tuesday 28 June 2011 9:26

Thanks. ^.^ I'm dyeing it some more soon with pink and purple. :D

enonymous 8

Tuesday 28 June 2011 10:07

She was playing fetch with her dog at the lake. grabbing the stick and throwing it caused her jacket to snag and rip off due to poor quality. this caused the keys to be hurled from it's pocket and into the lake upon where the dog said "**** that shit, you go in after it"