By Courtney - 28/06/2011 02:10 - United States

Today, I couldn't figure out what was worse: accidentally dropping my car keys into the bottom of a filthy park lake, or getting a fishhook through my toenail in an attempt to retrieve them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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cudi504 4

definitely the fish hook through the toenail *shudder*

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K1ll_J0y 0

17 dollors, whate what r we talking about.

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OceanProtection 0

The 'O' and 'A' aren't even remotely in the same place.. How'd you manage to pull that one off, hmm?

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jp941 5

hey my friend got one through his nipple so dont worry about it

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lidemocr 0

hello tetanus shot.

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bigmanj28 0

Toenails don't cost over $1000

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Northside6934 0

I say poising the keys :) sorry op

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mimikinsz 0

haha for sure the getting hooked on toenail thats a no brainer

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dancebabe34 0

how did the keys end up in the lake in the first place?

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javierrrrm 12

so how was the lake?

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