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By BelleCharmante - 14/07/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2016 13:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my kitchen is trying to kill me. So far, I've hit my head three times on cupboards that opened themselves, cut open my hand on the microwave door when it slammed shut, and burned my cheek with the "heat-proof" oven mitt when I pushed the hair off my face. FML

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By .. - 13/09/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML

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By Jlipka - 22/05/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML

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By Owie - 09/11/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that my oven mitt has a hole. Time to get a new one, whenever my finger stops burning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

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Domestic bliss

By Emma - 08/12/2015 17:23 - United States

Today, I had to hide the entire drawer of kitchen knives under my bed just to keep my mother from stabbing her cheating boyfriend, and slashing his tires. This happens more often than I'd like to admit. FML

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One hand freestyle

By Clumsy idiot - 27/10/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I got way too used to using two oven mitts at once to take food out of the oven since I'm so clumsy. So, when I tried to take food out of the oven with the only one oven mitt I could find… Well, take a wild guess what happened. Go on, just try and guess it. FML

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By smarterthanmymum - 26/05/2011 09:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

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Non confrontational

By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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Incinerate

By Laurence - 07/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Memphis

Today, while cooking dinner, I managed to set my oven mitt on fire. In my panic, I tried to throw it in the sink, but it landed on a stack of t-shirts, which were lying on the counter. Both the mitt and my favorite Sonic Youth t-shirt now have matching burn holes. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 12:01

Those camera hackers have been getting out of hand recently...

SimmoRocks 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:58

Your Mom is retarded. FYL

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jdeshner1225 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:19

haha I remember that fml

SteelCladAngel 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:23

my mother in law is convinced perverts will find her daughter based on her interests ((basketball, Jesus, reading and writing, horses))

iLoveBoobies21 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:27

so, she uses chuck norris hand wipes to protect her electronics from hackers? hm..

iLoveBoobies21 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:08

damn muthafuckaaaaas!

loveexgirl 15

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:32

That's pretty hilarious actually. I would laugh at my mom if she did that, but my mom is smart.

CandyMegan 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:38

what kind of hacker would want your moms camera?

PoserPunx 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:53

maybe it's something ON the camera. it's a conspiracy!!!

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:57

She had nude pics that she wants to hide.

pongdadong 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:44

bahahahaha.......what?

storm527 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 13:46

moms these days...

Mi24hind 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:16

Genius!

krysxkatastrophe 14

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:17

Does she wear it on her head in case aliens try to hack her brain?

Lotuz_Tattooing 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 14:29

she is right....you can put tin foil around your license as well so you couldnt be tracked by the chip inside

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