By mtr1594 - 31/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Henderson

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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subwaysurfers 13

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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OatmealCreamePie 5

It was probably just some sot of dream he was having. I sometimes sleep with my eyes open and on top of that, I talk in my sleep, which scares the people who stay over at my house (if it's their first time). That may have been the case.

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_winniebell_ 10

Well then... I would pack ur bags and get out...

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pcgwm 13

I think it might be time to leave him. lol just kidding,

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hntandjlt 8

Maybe he is just dreaming or something. Like sleepwalking but different

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migmit 11

Seems like you're dating Santa (undercover), who had a nightmare of a little child who saw him emerging from a chimney.

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migmit 11

My mom recalls one time when I, being a child, screamed "Mice!" in my sleep. I'm not afraid of mice.

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Brando23 13

Well, did he kill you?

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RayneWolf13 15

That is really creepy. He could just be having a crazy dream or something :)

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