By mtr1594 - 31/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Henderson

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

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subwaysurfers 13

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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150493x 29

Talk to him. Could have been easily sleep talking. If not, I'd run. Fast.

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perdix 29

Unconscious death threats are a possible reason to dump someone, but "snoring loudly" is an absolute deal-breaker! Run!!!

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olpally 32

People talk during their sleep. Perhaps he was having a Freddy Krueger nightmare. :/ that would scare me too haha.

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jbgurl98 9

If that was me I would have gone straight to the couch!

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rcgirl2 11

It's probably just a prank.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Blame it on him being half awake, don't worry about it.

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imagineapc 11

Just ask him if he remembers saying anything to you last night. My boyfriend talks in his sleep all the time, but when I ask him about it i get a confused "no, what did i say?"

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Enslaved 36

"Legends of the Fall" flashback. Just be thankful he doesn't sleep with a knife under his pillow! :P

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outoftown 26

Or does he? Better check, OP. Very quietly.

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chocolatefrog28 29

My boyfriend talks in his sleep as well, and it's usually nonsense. Nothing wrong with keeping a loaded baseball bat near the bed though, just in case.

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