By mtr1594 - 31/07/2013 06:47 - United States - Henderson

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

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JoeGrant 12

You should talk to him about it and see how he reacts, if he acts a bit strange I would recommend getting away and running. Immediately.

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

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mtr1594 8

Hey, it's me, OP. So this isn't the first time he's sleep talked before. Occasionally he'll moan, or like the other night, mutter something about eating Nutella. Anyway. This is the first time it scared the bejesus out of me and the first time he opened his eyes. Usually I ask him about it the next morning and he has no idea and wants to know what he said. This morning it was the same response. When I asked what he was dreaming about, he was dreaming that he was a bad ass drug lord apparently. I think we've been watching too much Weeds, the TV show...

Well, thanks for getting back to us. At least we know you're alive :)

I know what you mean, I had a spouse once who did the same. She would strike crazy conversations and have really kinky sex with me in her sleep. The next morning she was oblivious! In fact, as conservative as she was, she thought I was lying until I recorded us one night and showed her the next morning.

My boyfriend sleeps with his eyes half open, it looks creepy as!

my husband sleep talks too. he's said crazy things and opened his eyes. the first time i heard him talk in his sleep (when he was my boyfriend at the time) was "They're going to dominate us!" really loud and he actually sat up in his sleep, so i thought he was awake. i freaked out asking who was going to dominate us. lol

Oh, god. Mine does too. It's like they're possessed or something.

You waited till morning!? Lol id wake the man up all what the hell.

Bludmagnus 13

He needs to not watch any television for a while....

I would go right to the couch or wake him up right away

imagineapc 11

You never wake up a person who is sleep talking or sleep walking. They have no idea where they are and can become violent.

Why was that downvoted? It can be true of some people! I've been woken while sleepwalking, and it was a terrifying experience, as I had no idea where (or even who) I was, or who the person who woke me was (my partner). It took me about 20-30 seconds to calm down and work out what was happening- I can definitely see why some people might get violent.

Sleep talking? Really? My husband does nearly every night & I have woken him up every time & he's never become violent... Almost every night for 4 years. But sleep walking, this *can* be true but if the person is in danger, it's ok to wake them if possible.

Apparently I have full conversations while I'm asleep, eyes open and the lot. Most of mine seem to be at work, and given my sleep patterns it usually gets weird.

You have no idea how hard I am laughing right now. That is so random

One, Two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, Four, better lock your door, Five, Six, grab your crucifix, Seven, Eight, better stay up late, Nine, Ten, never sleep again...

Holy_Schnikes 23

My ex talked in his sleep and the only one I remember was he said something along the lines of "The turkey, they don't like it. The aliens don't like it. It's Thanksgiving." He said he didn't have any dreams that night.

**** talking to him , RUN lol his ass is crazy

I once got up in my sleep, opened a bag, and went back to bed..

Hopefully he was quoting Harry Potter...