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By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 20:37 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I crawled under a table to plug a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug a f***ing lamp. FML

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By vee2013 - 26/04/2014 04:22 - Canada - London

Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

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By Kailey - 28/10/2009 00:37 - United States

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By myheadhurts - 12/11/2013 02:14 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML

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By login_eddy - 17/09/2010 18:37 - France

Today, while cleaning behind a ladder, I banged my head on one of the hand rails. I stood up, cursed, and moved to the other side. To my luck, I hit the other side of my head. I now have two lumps perfectly placed as horns on my head. FML

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By imalwaystired - 21/01/2010 20:20 - France

Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML

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By Michael - 25/10/2011 15:00 - Australia

Today, while taking pills for a headache, I threw my head back to help get the pills down, and in the process, whacked it against the brick windowsill behind me. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:11

You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:00

Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?

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wheresthesafety 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:58

How does that even happen

nityasomaiya 46

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:00

Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?

catanita 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:05

Time to buy an extension cord so you won't have to crawl under the table again.

katydid91 31

Thursday 28 April 2016 8:25

Careful! OP would have to crawl under the table again to plug it in.

lightningclicks 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:07

dude, you have bad luck

Oceanborn_fml 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:41

I wouldn't call that bad luck. More like an inability to learn from their mistakes. Also: that must be some force to get a concussion from that every time.

redscarf_fml 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:11

You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI

Dale_shackleford 13

Wednesday 27 April 2016 22:23

Maybe the reason he's had 4 concussions is because of first couple.

YourGrammarSucks 12

Thursday 28 April 2016 4:19

#5: Exactly what I was thinking! You would think after the FIRST concussion, he'd learn. I really hope we're all reading this wrong, and he just meant that his fourth concussion happened to be for something simple ... instead of saying he got four concussions from the same freaking table!

wheresmymary 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:11

You need a new system for plugging lamps in

ssnow_fml 20

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:12

Maybe you need to wear a helmet.

jen1097 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:19

My*

OtakuOfTheEast 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 13:25

Who are you correcting? The FML is right, so it can't be OP....

fpants2010 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 12:21

I have a neighbor who wears a helmet for various activities such as snowblowing - we call him "helmet guy." Perhaps you should get one too, because plugging in a lamp is risky business!