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By Anonymous - 25/04/2016 20:37 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I crawled under a table to plug a new lamp. When I tried to get up, I hit my head on the corner of the same table, getting me my fourth concussion in three years for trying to plug a f***ing lamp. FML
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redscarf_fml 8

You'd think after the first three concussions you'd get a little smarter and take more precautions. Sorry about the concussion but YDI

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nityasomaiya 46

Move the table, do the job, and move back the damn table. How hard is it? And if it's a connected-to-the-wall table, why do you have a plug below it?

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Iamentertained 13

Four concussions in three years is pretty serious even nfl players don't get that many. Seriously get help.

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TacoCat15 10

You're very unintelligent.

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312random213 14

I've had a lot of hard hits since I'm a defensive lineman in football and I haven't had a single concussion, I think…

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Chazzster 28

I'm sorry, but how in the hell did you forget you were under a table and try to stand up or raise your head too much. Were you drunk or high?

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cm0112 11

You will probably get a call from the nfl offices now. Lol

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Witchylady 17

I think it's about time you move the table. Put the lamp on the floor

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epeeftw 16

After three years of this you should probably have replaced the f***ing table

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k_cummins 21

I don't think they meant all four concussions were from plugging in the lamp. I think they were just trying to say they got a fourth one that way.

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