By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Wow... that takes skill, my friend. That, or you've got some dangerous ******* spoons in your kitchen. At least you discovered that before it got to your mouth, right?

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Raptorix2012 17

some people manage to get popsicle sticks stuck in their head. Trust me, my health teacher showed our class.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

how in the hell does that even happen. you have reached a new level of impossibility

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rougeunicorn03 17

Please tell us how on earth you managed to cut your finger open with a spoon.

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doglover100 28

How is that possible?

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Baller_Bob 17

I've stabbed myself deep with a spoon too

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cwl727 32

so what did they do to treat your cut.

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Ebbzyboy12345 16

You deserve it mate- how stupid do you have to be to cut your self with a GD spoon

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Geraldinehoney 11

Did u like slam the ******* spoon down on the counter and miss and hit UR fingers other than that its the only possible way i can picture this happening

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firepheonix900 4

how the **** did you cut your finger on a spoon

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ringaringaring 16

I've managed to get cuts from butter knives and child proof scissors before. xD Its okay OP, shit happens.

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