By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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CryingHowls 0

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

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trilingualotaku 0

dude... your life sucks... have fun with the breakup :D

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kingg223 0

Dude like ur pretty BONED look at this If you dump her: Concidering how needy and crazy she is to get a tattoo like that, she will probly go on a shooting rampage or kill you after you dump her. If you don't dump her: Your stuck with a girl you don't like forever or atleast until she dies.

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Cazly_420 0

1. Stick with the guts - dump her 2. Perhaps then she will learn not to jump the gun and tattoo your name on her body 3. Consider that she may have sensed you wanted to break up with her and chose to get the tattoo as an attempt to keep you. Either way, good luck with her. Sucks to be you.

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winemysavior 4

haha fail # 21

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staystrongholdon 0

This might be harsh , but straight up dumb her . Don't be an ass about it , but dump her . Follow through on your original plan . Just because she did something to herself that will be with her for her entire life , doesn;t mean you should stay with her ... Plus she did it without asking you .

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hollyHURR 0

She deserves it for being a moron, you're quite right to dump her, just a shame you didn't get there sooner.

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sleepreader 0

I didn't read through the entire forum, so I might be repeating something someone else already said, but it seems like the girl got the tattoo as another way to claim possession over him. When someone is discribed as needy it usually means they're passive aggressive. She probabily figured out that he was going to break up with him and got the tattoo as a last ditch effort to force them to stay together. In her mind it shows him how devoted she is to him (aka needy) and also, gives she a way of guilting him into staying in the relationship, ("I tattooed my back for you!!")

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PoeticPixie 0

The fact that she got your name tattooed on her doesn't make her psycho, unless you've been dating for like, a month and she got it done. I feel bad for her, but it was stupid of her to do something like that. She should have talked to you about it first. What's she going to do after you dump her? Place an ad in the personals? "Cute, single female looking for Mr. Right. Tall, funny, and your name must be (insert whatever name the idiot tattooed on herself)" People need to realize that tattoos are permanent, and what if she had fallen out of love with you later on? Twenty years from now, she'd be married to a different guy, with kids, and her kids would ask who in the world that name was. Stupid

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