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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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CryingHowls 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:01

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

L0veh8te 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:02

Pyscho Bitch

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zee209 0

Monday 27 July 2009 22:19

80 - It's stupid to even get a spouses name. No one PLANS to get divorced, but stuff does happen. You never know what the future holds. You can say you love each other and will always work things out, but you still never know what till happen in the future. Regardless of what you say in the present moment, the future cannot be predicted.

Twinklestar 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:04

Not that I think getting a tattoo of anything is a great idea but I don't recall seeing such an excessively negative reaction to Angelina Jolie's Billy Bob tattoo and I think most of you are going a bit over board with the crazy comments. F his gf's life if anything.

mobius8 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:50

Yeah, that's kinda what I was thinking...

FoundManyLemons 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:24

DTMFA and run.

zoesterhp 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:34

you deserve it for saying "reckon"

bananapants 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:43

GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT! That is a full on Level 5 Clinger. You're pretty much screwed because the name tattoo pretty much proves that she's a crazy b**ch. If I were you, I'd make her dump you. She'll haunt you forever if you dump her. Take a page from How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days and multiply it by 10. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

BRIDESHEAD 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:03

ha ha, you're awesome.

Lenne_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:45

being super lovey is one thing but a 'clinger' is different. she sounds a wee bit obsessive haha. you might wana get outta that shit asap >.>

ASpocksky 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:48

What an idiot... You never get names unless it's your family...

FMLfangirl89 0

Monday 27 July 2009 23:56

well its never a good idea to get your mates name. although, you should just be happy someone loves you and wants to be with you. so what if shes needy, maybe she wouldnt be if you gave her more attention- ****** asshole!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 27 July 2009 23:57

I cannot believe the ignorant comments like "You can't really rape guys cuz they don't care who they ****!!!1!!1" What a bunch of narrow-minded assholes. As for the OP... Somebody smelled a breakup headed her way. This is an obvious ploy to manipulate "her man" into staying. As was mentioned earlier, beware false (or worse yet, real, if you leave the protection up to her) pregnancy claims. Get her to take a pregnancy test, take back all keys, and educate yourself on restraining order procedure before you do the deed. Good luck. Stories like this make me so glad I'm straight.