Love: Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was...

By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Branded

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 00:00

Today, my girlfriend keeps asking me to get her name tattooed on my chest. At first I thought she wanted a romantic gesture, but now she asks me to do it so often, it’s starting to feel more like she wants to cattle brand me as my owner. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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CryingHowls 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:01

damn that sucks but you know she really loves you don't be too harsh about the break up >

L0veh8te 0

Monday 27 July 2009 16:02

Pyscho Bitch

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rockitout 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 0:35

This reminds me so much of Ron and Lavender from Harry Potter.... only much, much worse. FYL :/

blarney 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:12

tell her your real name is raul and who the frick is the other tattooed on her back

Serith 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:03

This is an epic idea, I have to use this sometime. I doubt anyone will ever tattoo my name on their back, but there's lots of other situations where this would work. I wonder how difficult it would be to make a fake ID that says I'm named Raul?

Colin91 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:14

If you think about it, from the girl's point of view, if she is completely oblivious to the matter. After he dumps her, she can write herself a FML on this website!

madasahatter 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:41

Haha that sucks! She should have known that whenever you get a tatto or someone else's name. the relationship will inevitably fail. So F her life. Dump her.

avoidthegirl 6

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:42

Dump her ass anyway. That bitch is all kinds of crazy.

Qup 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:12

eewwww!

illgutcha 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:20

O I wish I could see her face when you decide to dump her ass!

hunterjumper24 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:23

wow..she's stupid, I can't believe she would do that, I mean your not even married!! and now she'll have that for the rest of her life unless she gets a really painful removal..what will her other boyfriends think about that??