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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Ginny - 30/06/2009 09:23 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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GENNNA_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:07

Same thing happened to me with my phone. Put it in a bag of rice! :)

BLiNdZoRz 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:21

You are an asshole friend. What kind of asshole dunks their friend's blackberries in water?

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Honda288 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:14

Dumbass. Thats all I'm saying.

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:23

ZOMG YOUR LIFE SUCKS SOOOOO HARD CAUSE YOUR PHONE IS BROKEN!!1!!! -shakesheaddisapprovingly*

GreenDaemon21 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:29

If you were still in the air you had time to reach for the blackberry and throw it as fast as u can!!!!!

01100110 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:35

Messages like this made me buy the $8 a month warranty for my phone.

weirdfam95 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 2:57

it could have been worse...it could have been an iPhone.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:04

Whether or not the phone is more expensive doesn't make any difference at all. The phone still got drenched in water and is unusable. Whether it's an iPhone or some free-from-the-provider no-name phone.

xSceneSceneBabyx 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:59

ahaha! that's what you get for owning a CrackBerry!!

Pointy130 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:13

Aren't you smart.

KK_320 2

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:23

My aunt had hers drop in a lake and my sister told her to just take the battery out and let it sit out and dry. It worked then after a week it started going haywire and calling people and stuff.