By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML
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sa5v 21

Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?

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jeepers_1 21

Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.

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superspooky 13

Wait I'm confused. is the thong his or a girlfriend's?

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nevereyes 31

A thong doesn't equal sexually activity firstly and secondly really no big deal if the son owned them. Now if he's got a secret girlfriend who he's got the underwear of then that's a whole nother story

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inz002 6

So I guess Your son doesn't like fat bottomed girls?

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pjsr 32

Fat-bottomed girls wear thongs all the time. See: Monica Lewinsky

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Canes2292 9

That is disturbing

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CLT_420 13

Was it his or his girlfriends? Because if it's his that must have been one awkward talk

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revolvearoundme 15

There has never been a better excuse for a sex ed talk than an unidentified innocent thong. Throw a pack of condoms in each of their stocking this year as a "joke" and at least they'll be smarter and have an option if crazy speculation becomes reality. (Honestly that's what I used the first time, was like wait! I got these!)

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