Kids: Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter,...

By caroline - 29/10/2015 20:02 - Germany

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Ally - 24/03/2018 05:00

Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By disciplinaryaction - 21/11/2011 07:02 - United States

Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 22:09 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By granny_panties - 18/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML

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sa5v 21

Friday 30 October 2015 1:54

Wait, so was it your sons or a girlfriend of your sons?

jeepers_1 21

Friday 30 October 2015 1:58

Either way it's not really a big deal. Just underwear. Doesn't even mean he's gay, but really, so what if it did? he'd still he the same person you love.

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steam_engenius 21

Saturday 31 October 2015 7:04

Maybe should have already had that talk with your son?

Xion0014 20

Saturday 31 October 2015 11:00

Maybe hes an exotic dancer? XD

Aalejandro77 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 13:05

Why if she's old enough to wear/buy thongs have you not already had 'the talk' with her?!

Kendrah18 19

Saturday 31 October 2015 16:43

Who cares! If he wears thongs does it really affect you? NO.

swampbaby985 30

Saturday 31 October 2015 17:44

If OP married at least it wasn't secretly for her husband..

coltonwhiteboy 2

Saturday 31 October 2015 18:05

I would disown him ?

MyWierdCat 18

Saturday 31 October 2015 21:47

Lol. maybe he found it on the road.

justanotherday7 7

Saturday 31 October 2015 22:51

Why the talk over a thong if it's you daughters underwear? I understand a different kind of talk that may lead to therapy with your son if the thong is his. Good luck

PenguinsLaugh 24

Sunday 20 December 2015 5:35

Why would the son need therapy if it's his thong?

tayxoxoxo 3

Sunday 1 November 2015 15:52

The fact that you would even talk to your daughter about her having thong underwear is unnecessary. Just because she owns a thong doesn't mean she is sexually active. Smh.

alitzia_e123 7

Monday 2 November 2015 15:03

A thong doesn't mean anything, if it was your daughters it doesn't mean she's having sex. It's just underwear, and people need to stop stigmatizing them.