By tdudey123 - 11/09/2012 23:07 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I decided to be a gentleman and let an old lady have my seat on the bus. Before I could even get up, she sat on my lap and wouldn't get off. I got an involuntary lap dance from a grandma. FML
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tdudey123 14

I'm just gonna comment for the badge :P And yes, she was moving around, due to the bus rattling around (I hope).

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dmblonde 13

Maybe you needed to be more specific about the seat you were offering her.

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gottageek 17

She paid bus fare and got a completely different ride? You could have just made that old ladies day, she's probably bragging about it in her retirement homes singles group.

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rekege 18

So, you're describing it as a lap dance because you wanted it to have been one, or the lady actually did more than just sit on your lap? I'm thinking the first alternative.

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tne201992 12

Well we can tell how ignorant you are! I don't remember reading OP having a fetish?

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rainbowbigbird 7

Grandma was determined to make her bus ride an enjoyable one. Alas, it was to your unfortunate expense, OP.

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HelloGuys 4

28- your picture is why i liked that comment lol ;)

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TheNewGuy03 28

Perchance, did you get an "involuntary boner"?

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RentaName 15

It could have been worse. She could have been 400 lbs.

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cheshireau 26

I would of said 'Get the F*** off'

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