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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 133

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 108

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 534

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 563

By SebastianMiko - 09/11/2012 07:18 - Canada - Calgary

Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML

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You deserved it 2 328

By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

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You deserved it 2 177

By GeeTwo - 21/02/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML

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a1f0sff 25

Wednesday 8 February 2017 0:03

Should've thought of that before cheating on your wife.

DEADPOOL076 30

Wednesday 8 February 2017 0:05

Comments

woodmr13 9

Thursday 9 February 2017 5:12

Serves you right, you ******* prick.

LifeBonez 6

Thursday 9 February 2017 8:33

**** you, seriously

Starlight8 14

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:48

Karma didn't treat you well, huh? So what did your wife said when she got the text?

bobslawnservice 16

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:54

That sucks OP. Good luck. Hope you get your marriage sorted. If it does end up with divorce just keep in mind that the reasons for you stepping out probably wouldn't have gotten sorted out anyway.

LevelupKid 8

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:17

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FlexMaster 10

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:43

it is weird how people say F your life. Considering you cheated and tried to get away with it. Now who can you blame besides youself? Nobody. YDI

MitiMiki 16

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:58

I don't understand cheating. If you aren't getting what you need from a marriage, talk about it or get a divorce. If what you want is a side piece, then get permission, or get a divorce. You totally deserved it and I hope she gets the house and sticks you with some steep alimony. Cheaters suck.