Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation,...

By Anonymous - 27/01/2013 06:10 - United States - Batesville

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2014 03:42 - Australia - Wheelers Hill

Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By Shrek's Pubes - 22/05/2019 20:00

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By Meghan Elise - 06/07/2019 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bradford

Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde using a DIY kit I found online. As I was washing out the dye, I realized my hair had turned bright orange. I had to wear a hat all day to avoid being seen in public with a Johnny Rotten fright-wig. FML

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By Hair Fail - 22/10/2011 15:32 - United States

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

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Sunday 27 January 2013 15:56

Well, now your skin matches your hair!

carry_on 19

Sunday 27 January 2013 15:57

Time to legally change your name to 'Smurfette' by deed poll...

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aliengirl2 1

Monday 28 January 2013 6:17

Which is y I get my blue hair proffessionally (can't spell) done

patacus 14

Monday 28 January 2013 6:17

I heard nail polish remover works. a guy I work with once tried to dye his very short buzzed hair black. and ended up with a purple scalp

another_saturday 3

Monday 28 January 2013 8:10

You sure blue that.

darkmis1 17

Monday 28 January 2013 8:36

I dye my hair all the time and the only time it gets stuck on my skin is before the shower, never during. And yes, I have dyed it blue.

shakethat 10

Monday 28 January 2013 9:21

Haha!!! Umm yeah what dye are u using. Mine comes off easy. It's called long hot shower with lots of soap.

vaxanas 5

Monday 28 January 2013 10:32

That's happened to me before. nail polish remover, apricot scrub, and basic make up remover should do the trick.

xRezSynn 15

Monday 28 January 2013 11:45

Smurfs are cool ok

KingVin 5

Monday 28 January 2013 13:06

Lady gaga would be proud! Embrace your new look!!

OneLessScarecrow 6

Monday 28 January 2013 14:22

I'm blue dabadeera-bdaiiiirabedeera (8)

krapula 4

Monday 28 January 2013 14:43

I did the same thing in high school. The color should wear away off your skin in a week or so

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