Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 19:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to cut class with one of my friends and we ended up going to Burger King. As we sat down at the table, I heard my name being called. My mum was getting lunch through the drive thru with my little brother and saw my car parked out front. FML

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By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By stephiexbabexx - 15/01/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I was with my friends at Burger King. While we were eating, I placed my cellphone on the tray, not realising that I'd left it there until after I emptied my tray into the bin. When I got it out of the trash, it was covered in soggy, sticky garbage. FML

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By Muhd Hazrie - 05/08/2021 18:01

Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML

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By Tired Hungry Geek - 27/10/2015 04:40 - United States

Today, I was exhausted after a long day at work and didn't feel like cooking so I went to a drive thru. I placed my order, went to the window and paid. I then drove off without my food and didn't realize it for a couple of blocks. I was too embarrassed to go back and get it. FML

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By albert - 13/05/2009 12:36 - United Kingdom

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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Smooth

By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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turdburgers 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:34

You skipped class to go to Burger King? Christ you're boring.

omnistryder 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:27

looks like you won't be having it your way after all.

Comments

sillyrob 4

Friday 29 January 2010 23:52

omg your mom saw you at burger king? f your effing life for sure.

Kiara41 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:05

Didn't even finish reading the first 10 words before I clicked YDI.

XxSKELETOxX 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:06

YDI for eating at Burger King. If you're gonna go out & get some burgers, go to In N Out. THOSE are some burgers!

slushpuppy123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:10

Except he's in the UK, and IN N OUT is only in a few states in america. But yeah, In N out is absolutely the best.

TrekkieGirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:24

OP deserves it because they weren't smart enough to "skip school" a little further away from their neighborhood. Why skip school and then go somewhere you might get caught....lol.

Polionixon 2

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:14

Not really some people are in High school until they are 18. This comment is for Tiki.

Brsrock7 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:20

that sucks

vexis58 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:35

Hit YDI as soon as I read "Today, I decided to cut class..." Stay in school, kids!

luckyducky123 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:45

Stay in school? Why is that? Because we learn so much important information everyday? No, we actually don't. Most classes are a waste of time nowadays. Most, not all. Whenever I skip classes, I choose days where we wouldn't be doing anything important anyways.