Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always...

By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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Lars93 18

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?

Yovany27 9

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p

Comments

NeyNeyDaDa 21

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:45

It could have just been a random act of kindness that had nothing to do with your naked yoga. Posting motivational quotes on strangers' doors is something I've done before. Yours could have just been one that sounds creepy out of context haha.

logicnazi 18

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:40

You realize the number of people you've probably freaked out don't you?

PhilSnake22 13

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:51

Ironically that's a good way to get you to stop, amateur mistake on the guys part...

tranced_ 45

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:57

On that note, happy yoga day! ^_^

EPIKxPANDA 13

Saturday 20 June 2015 21:25

Maybe, from the sound of it, your helping someone burn calories as well ;). If you catch what I'm laying down lol

lucie91_fml 12

Saturday 20 June 2015 21:29

its your fault actually. close the damn curtains... or do not get naked...

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 20 June 2015 21:34

Well... what did you expect if you didn't close your curtains? Still, FYL. Unless you don't mind being seen, that is

emseearedee 8

Saturday 20 June 2015 22:18

You should be able to do that without curtains, your perverted neighbors need to control themselves and not be creepy. Sucks that's the female body is always sexualized, even when she's not trying to be sexy.

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 20 June 2015 23:24

49- I agree that it was ridiculously creepy for the neighbour to leave a note (maybe it was just their weird way of letting OP know that people can see her?) but I have to be honest: If I saw an extremely attractive man doing naked yoga (not trying to be sexy), I would still find it sexy. There isn't anything wrong with being turned on by a sexy lady doing naked yoga because, let's face it, that IS sexy. Spying on her would be wrong and perverted but, hey, OP could easily avoid it. The fact is that there are always going to be creepy, perverted people in this world. Getting rid of those people, or changing their ways, would be very difficult (not that we shouldn't try); closing curtains is rather easy. Please don't think that I'm condoning spying because I'm not but I just don't think you can complain because people find naked women attractive

Whydoyouask 11

Sunday 21 June 2015 3:12

#49 You my be really stupid or naive...or both. And "sucks that the female body is always sexualized"!? Are you five? Just from an evolutionary standpoint, that's kind of what keeps our race going...You think their'd be some sort of magic sexualizing switch for men when seeing women naked that would be dependent on womens' intentions? I'm sorry, but let be a reality check for you.