Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always...

By jenpearl - 20/06/2015 01:06 - Australia

Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By nakedyogagirl - 03/09/2010 00:16 - United Kingdom

Today, on my way to work, the obese old guy in the house opposite mine offered me tips on my yoga technique. Not only were his tips helpful, but I now know I should either close my curtains or put clothes on when I do yoga. FML

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By LovelySB - 21/04/2019 04:00

Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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Like the beginning of a porno

By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 23:01

Today, my girlfriends dared me to answer the door naked to the cute pizza delivery guy. He laughed it off and thanked me for the awesome tip. An hour later, police arrived because my nosy, frigid, couldn’t-get-laid-in-a-brothel neighbour reported me for public indecency. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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Smack my bitch up

By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on the vagina. FML

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Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well, maybe you should get curtains.. ?

Yovany27 9

Saturday 20 June 2015 19:37

Well are you gonna keep doing what you doing? =p

Comments

sammaster60 8

Sunday 21 June 2015 14:53

pics or it didn't happen

nandybear 19

Sunday 21 June 2015 15:54

If you leave the curtains/blinds open, what do you expect to happen?

soulreaper12296 28

Sunday 21 June 2015 18:59

Think it might be time to buy some black curtains?

feytensn 25

Monday 22 June 2015 0:33

Plottwist: she has no windows

iLuvfatchickz 4

Monday 22 June 2015 15:38

Don't worry I put that on everyone's door just to spook them.

Peachtranquility 15

Monday 22 June 2015 22:10

omg, I do this all the time!

Fixme 5

Tuesday 23 June 2015 16:53

You should ease up on this. The note: - alerts you that your yoga is visible to others (in case you didn't realize) - reassures you that whoever saw you wasn't offended and so won't be bad-mouthing you to the neighbours («that slutty yoga exhibisionist pervert next door») - compliments you on your yoga sexyness (and what's wrong with that?) The alternative (no note) would just let you continue to expose yourself, perhaps without ever realizing it

marine3215 7

Wednesday 24 June 2015 20:25

nice i like

pineapple_stick 4

Sunday 22 November 2015 0:07

I would suggest drawing your curtains, if you have any, but if not, try doing it somewhere else to avoid creepy messages like that. I hope you found out who it is, though. Best to stay away from them for a bit.