By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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imbatman_fml 0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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FYLDeep 25

How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.

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3_Kitten_3 0

He sounds like a decent man if he believed you to have opened up to him. A lot of woman would kill for a man that would want that.

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bobjoylove 0

" Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. " Actually, this just shows he's better at subtle hints than you are at faking orgasms.

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pfunk129 1

way to go! now you mislead him.

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boopityboppity 11

*Looks at FML* Really? Where'd you get that from?

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justj2010 0

FHL. He obviously wants to please you. You'd rather fake it than speak up and show him how to please you? Pathetic. Truly pathetic.

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JP101 0

what was he a one night stand? let's face it, were not all always on our game. it happens. anybody who has been in a long, committed relationship knows this. so why fake? why not just be honest? I don't understand this. I hope he lied to you, and just said that to eat away at you for being a lying bitch. besides, don't you know that we can tell if you really have an ****** or not?

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omgwtffmmfl 0

ydi for letting him waste your time. just keep him as a guyfriend.

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Smilzen 0

"Husband...you are now guyfriend. Make your own damn sammich."

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Busterfml 0

Keep on faking it. Your hubby clearly sucks at it, so eventually instead of working out your intimacy issues with honesty, you'll decide to cheat and feel alive and wonderful until it all comes crashing down and you utterly crush him and destroy your marriage. Better to hurt him later and destroy your marriage than be honest. Alternatively, you can lead a bland passionless unfulfilled life. FYL and YDI, IMO.

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