By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

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Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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imbatman_fml 0

Perhaps you should try faking it in other areas of life because fake you sounds better than real you. Fake parenting. Fake family outings. Fake co-woker. That's sad for you.

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FYLDeep 25

How about you actually open up like he wants you too. Or tell him what to do so you groove better.

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spermdump 0

considering when you married him, you took on a vow to be with him forever, maybe you should inform him about how to pleasure you? i really don't understand that you're married to him, which means you're meant to trust him implicitly - and you can't muster the balls to tell him how to improve your sex life? yeesh, this isn't an FML, this is more you-deserve-it-for-not-being-more-open-and-leading-him-to-believe-you-enjoy-your-obviously-unfulfilling-sex-life.

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imdeborah 0

I TOTALLY AGREE #39. "Today I decided to fake it & my husband totally bought it. my life sucks" boofrigginhoo. how is this an FML?! you chose to fake it & you don't like the result. or you feel guilty. deal or confess. sexual FMLs like this bother me sooo much.

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sparky831 0

damn sux for ur husband but u shouldnt b fakin it if u aint feelin it then tell him wat works n wat doesnt n if he is confident bout himself n his game he. might b a lil upset but in d end wil change wat he has to to make u cum...i mean for me personally it gives me pleasure to kno dat i am pleasurin a woman so i would do wat is necessary to turn her on. every1 in da world is different n not everythin works for every1 same goes for him ask him wat really turns him on n try it u wont regret it

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boopityboppity 11

To quote snickers, "Ow." That was literally painful to try to interpret.

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vacantdreamer 0

Jesus. English scholars everywhere just shared a collective scream and tried to claw their eyes out.

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bridgette5866 0

93, I literally love you for that genius comment. Like, I am virtually proposing to you.

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kenman884 2

My eyes ran away. Happy now???

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kitty0910 0

lol I agree. my head hurts from reading that garbage.

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perdix 29

Don't flatter yourself. If you pretend to have a screaming ******, that's good enough for him. He doesn't really give a shit whether you really had one or not.

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perdix 29

Good guys don't deserve to get stuck with lying frauds.

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weritomexican 7

perdix: 100 pts!!! dman4412: o pts! perdix wins with a perfect score congradulations!!!!

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Goth_Wolf 0

They don't but a lot of good guys end up with girls like that.

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sks4613 1

stupid bitch hopefully he gets his head in the game and pulls you from the game permanetly

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steveol 0

you must be a good faker

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babyboo1592 0

y is this an fml? he thought it was good. b happy.

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