Time to walk away.

I hope you don't plan on marrying him. Or ever going out with him again.

Did u say yes?

Not a chance in hell.

Get in the kitchen and make me a pie! Then give me your pie! ;)

Welp everyone has standards, I don't think cooking and cleaning is that hard, I'd be willing to cook and clean for the girl I love, and amounts of sex are pretty relative, I'm sure he wouldn't last that long anyway, two rounds sounds about right. ;) as long as he's willing to pitch in equally, I wouldn't be too scared by this. It sounds like something I'd jokingly say to a girl, and when you add in nervousness it could really come off in the wrong way. I know how you feel op, there's a girl I feel very strongly about who I haven't yet met in person, and I really don't want any big surprises when we do meet... But yeah, he's probably just a dick. You can work with that. :)

Everybody keeps saying everybody you meet online is an idiot. Guess what. You're online right now! You just called yourself an idiot!

It's the first time meeting... Wow

Change all your info and hide. Don't forget the restraining order!!!

This is what I need to tell the men I date.... Ya they won't find the humor either. Ok, he doesn't have to cook and clean, but the sex is non-negotiable.