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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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You deserved it 6 189

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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Matching

By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

Leadamp 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

Comments

whatupchica 2

Friday 23 November 2012 8:26

Dude, seriously if you still go ahead and get married with him your digging your own hell hole to the core. Cause dang, this is only the beginning.

souljacker 11

Friday 23 November 2012 9:17

So, he's not good enough to make you consider the offer then? Lol if my husband made enough money for me to stay at home, cook, clean and get ****** twice a day, I'd be ok with that. :-)

gman90210 18

Friday 23 November 2012 14:10

I do

dj8798 9

Friday 23 November 2012 10:09

I'd clean and cook for sex twice a day from my husband.

batrob 7

Friday 23 November 2012 11:13

Well ya really should

pdp_fml 21

Friday 23 November 2012 11:42

At least he was trying to be honest. Just dump him if you don't like him.

fyreprincess 3

Friday 23 November 2012 13:52

Actually, it sounds pretty hot to me. You take good care of him, he takes good care of you.

Derpenstien 4

Saturday 24 November 2012 10:22

#114 He doesn't sound like the caring sort. Sane doms make sure their sub has consented to the activities. This is just some moron with small junk assuming everyone wants to worship him.

fyreprincess 3

Saturday 24 November 2012 14:44

This is true, 125. Guess I'm one of the lucky few.

gman90210 18

Friday 23 November 2012 14:08

That's what all you all are supposed to so LMFAO naw I'm joking with yall

Linaelle 14

Friday 23 November 2012 17:11

Run away, and don't look back (but leave money for your share of the dinner so he doesn't hunt you claiming to have paid for you) ^^ Seriously though, bad luck.