By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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the_enigma1019 1

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

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Leadamp 7

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

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jhouse070 3

All of you don't know what your talking about. Men that act like that are the best. If they cheat on you, you'll get through it! What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

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Shrike 23

Because they met people in other countries, maybe? Or the kinds of people in their area don't do it for them? Hell, I could take your question and ask it of people who look to bars and clubs as decent places to find people. You think that expecting someone not to be a raging sexist is somehow an unreasonable expectation. That pretty much says everything about your character.

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doglover100 28

Hopefully you won't see him again. He's a jerk.

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deloria_fml 22

To be fair, he might have decided he didn't like OP and figured the best way to scare her off would be to act like a total jerk.

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hiyaballbags 0

What we cant keep a chick bare foot and pregnant anymore?

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ideasrule 13

Careful with that joke, hiyaballbags. The FML staff recently banned me for making a similar one.

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Ally156 5

It's like something out of Fifty Shades...

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noisebox 1

And what's wrong with that? Sounds good!

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Derpenstien 4

I would have just started laughing and walked out. The thing about that kind of guy is that they tend to lack power in find themselves unimpressive. If he wants to take it out on you, confirm his fears.

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