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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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By aww, such a nice guy. NOT - 25/05/2014 17:46 - United States - Dodge City

Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Are you kidding me right now?

By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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Matching

By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

Leadamp 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

Comments

bloodshedblack 5

Friday 23 November 2012 4:47

Damn mormons...

pheebs314 17

Friday 23 November 2012 5:19

And this is why you always meet people from the internet in a public place. I suggest having a friend nearby just in case. I've met nice people online. Just friends but still... Not everyone online is a creep. Don't give up, OP. You'll find a good person. Stay away from this one though!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 23 November 2012 5:31

Well at least you know what he's about. If you're not interested keep it moving.

wdd2 5

Friday 23 November 2012 5:40

Tell him this with a sweet smile, " Oh I just LOVE gender stereotypes, I would be glad to do that, on one condition, go out and kill a fully grown bull elephant with nothing but a sharpened wooden stick, then drag it back to our cave manually."

mccrightp 29

Friday 23 November 2012 5:57

I can't help but think YDI. It's just built into online dating. He's either a genuine pig or he's trying to drive you away. Good riddance in either case.

kofeinisti 6

Friday 23 November 2012 6:26

He's clearly been told/heard somewhere that 50 Shades -type of male dominant crap is what alllll the girls are into right now and he wanted to show his dominance. Some girls would definitely go for that.

desertlovebird 11

Friday 23 November 2012 6:42

Don't see anything wrong with sex twice a day but cooking and cleaning you do anyhow but being a maid is another thing. The things you could or not do for love....