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By Anonymous - 22/11/2012 09:39 - United States

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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By CreepedOut - 29/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 10:15 - Australia

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

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By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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the_enigma1019 1

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.

Leadamp 7

Thursday 22 November 2012 18:57

Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody

Comments

Samster2000 9

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:06

Cook your body twice a day? I know hot girls are attractive, but...

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:21

Well those "tanning" beds weren't originally meant for tanning, you know...

Jonaahhhh 12

Saturday 24 November 2012 17:20

When he heard that "hot" girls are the way to go, he took it much too literally.

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:07

I can see how you'd clean and submit your body for sex twice a day, but how do you cook your body for sex?

crypticundead 4

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:14

With a turkey baster.

Spectre529 12

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:39

18- dear god... The mental image...

tsent8 15

Friday 23 November 2012 4:03

31 you don't wanna know where the stuffing goes.

BulldogHoops 14

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:08

There are some guys that really still treat women like items, apparently this is one of them. Don't go out with him again.

fadingaway 17

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:09

The way you've placed the inverted commas makes it look like he wants you to clean and cook your body.

Spectre529 12

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:14

I would put some distance between you and him... Major distance. Mexico is good. And this is what happens when you find a "match" online. Great odds you'll wind up with a creep like that

FML_Whale 18

Friday 23 November 2012 5:26

The ocean is a great place. OP should come here, it's easy to avoid creepy people. Or people in general.

perdix 29

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:18

Just say yes and move on. Once you're married, you can ratchet it down to twice a season and there's not a goddamned thing he can do about it.

glamorous18 10

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:23

RUN.

ICastillo 24

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:24

You should have just got up and left and never talked to that fool again.

badactor009 0

Thursday 22 November 2012 19:27

You may see a few frogs before you find your prince. Don't settle for less than someone who makes you feel good about yourself when you are with them.