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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 280
You deserved it 5 996

Same thing different taste

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geordieboysgirl 0

How sweet, your mommy loves you.

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McCannCanTriple 0

Just because you are going on a diet doesn't mean you gave to give candy up all together. That is why diets tend to fail. Just limit yourself. Give the rest to friends.

Matias_Says_FML 4

Either throw it away or give it to someone else..

You could just thank your kind mother politely, give the candy to someone else, and then be proud at the willpower you just had to exercise.

do_your_job 0

Then either throw or give the candy away, fatty. It's that goddamn hard.

At least you have a considerate mother that thinks about you! If you don't want to ruin your diet then just give it away! It's not rocket science! Jeez some people...

tboudre 0

when does summer start in the UK? if you were in the southern US, I'd say you were a bit late starting that diet.

My mom does the same thing. She's constantly bringing home chips, candy, soda, baked goods...Anything and everything that I should NOT be eating. Self-control is hard when it's right in front of you...

This is how my mother used to be; she's gotten a lot better now that she's trying to lose weight/eat healthier herself. But there used to ALWAYS be junk food -- chips, snack cakes, ice cream, various items from the bakery section, frozen meals -- just about anything but fruits and vegetables. It's hard to eat healthy when you can't afford to buy your own food and you're depending on your mother to feed you, and junk is what she feeds you. People without a weight problem will never understand. But as for OP: Hide it. If it's not in your face you won't be as tempted to eat it.

hehehehe Oh my. Well, if it were me, I'd eat the candy and then start the diet afterward. :D Think of it as your last sweet meal beforehand.