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By nick - 12/05/2010 09:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 280
You deserved it 5 996

Same thing different taste

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geordieboysgirl 0

How sweet, your mommy loves you.

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well, honestly diet alone is never gonna be enough, if you really want to get in shape work out as well, or find a fun physical activity to involve yourself in. example, I hate to exercise, so I go walking through the woods and rock climb because it's fun for me. and eat the candy.. but in moderation. and **** those people calling you a fattie.. trolls gonna troll, I guess

pfunk129 1

give the candy to an orphanage.

CoolChik 5

If the candy stopped you from starting your lifestyle change, then you weren't very dedicated to start out with. I doubt you would have sticked to it anyway. The best thing to do would have been to send it back, thank her for the gesture, and tell her you were going to try to start a healthier lifestyle. Discipline. Get it.

LiveLaughLove18 0
justajoker 0

I don't see how it's that hard to just give it to a friend.

crazeeazz 0

how is this an fml? give the candy to your friends or give it back. problem solved.

l3allin_all_day 0

Amazingly enough, despite popular belief, you are still in control of what you do to your own body. If you don't think you have the self-control to eat it slowly, then get rid of it. Otherwise, when you shove it down your throat and realize you're even more of a fatass than you were before, don't blame anyone but yourself.

vivalacobraxo 0

it's the UK. who would notice another fat girl?! really.