Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top...

By fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

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By mediocreboobs - 18/02/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

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Baked

By NotHappyJan - 03/12/2018 03:00

Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML

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Drying times

By helplesssssss - 07/08/2009 21:31 - United States

Today, I took a shower in a beach house we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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Tanning

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 04:08 - United States

Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML

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By Tara - 01/05/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

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Life's a beach

By Derek - 28/05/2021 20:01 - United States

Today, I went tanning on the beach. I found a nice spot close to shore and laid there with my towel and sunglasses. A few hours later, I awoke to waves splashing at me. My towel was soaked and my sunglasses must have washed off the shore. Damn high tide. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By Deconstructed - 19/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML

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Take the compliment

By Anonymous - 12/08/2020 17:01

Today, I was working in the yard and took off my shirt. My neighbor yelled, "Nice tits!" I'm a dude. FML

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toby02050 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:01

how would you not know people were working on your roof?

mrhahn530 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:01

You need any more roof work done? I'll work for free ;-).

Comments

lancewell 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:17

i love goin to jobsites like this.it was even better when i was roofing in the summer while still in high school, saw quite a few nice bodies, but then you see alot of not so nice.beleave it or not this happens alot, i dont beleive they do it on accident they just wanna see the guys reaction to make themselves feel better or get the honest truth. but camera phones are the best thing to have when in construction.

Emilaaay_alexa 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:27

#7, bahahaha. Who doesn't notice 5 men on their roof? Either you're deaf, blind, or both?

Rellakan 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:27

just consider this, please, i think it's pretty stupid but- she could have had an ipod on, removed her top, the men would have stopped to watch her, she gets up and takes off the music, and hears the cell phone? any takers? also.... boobies :D :D:D:D come tan in my room/house anytime! :P

nycman33 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:41

# 100 - huge fail. She wasn't tanning on her roof

UnladyLikeBaby 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:43

Dang, you're dumb as ****.

paks7 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:46

ydi for tanning in the first place AND for being stupid enough to not notice them...

valuemeal2 1

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:50

I'm not even going to comment on the "how could you not have heard them" part... what bothers me most about this post is that you obviously don't care whether you get melanoma or not. Tanning = skin damage, plain and simple. Buy tanning lotion from Longs and wear sunscreen when you go outside.