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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By TedX - 19/08/2020 20:07

Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:06

what if they just thought it was a good friend...

Metzler31 17

Sunday 4 April 2010 4:32

I see your point... I've had male friends over for dinner and I am definitely not gay. And OP, besides, consider yourself lucky! If you ever decided to become gay (haha or even bi) at least you know your parents are accepting!

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Wednesday 29 April 2009 14:04

I think people aren't enough time to dress properly. I shouldn't say that because people should be able to dress how they like though. Just saying... stereotyping...

der_Jabberwhock 0

Friday 26 June 2009 20:34

El-oh-******-el

jollyholly414 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 5:32

wow...that sucks....... :(

Kaizoku_fml 6

Friday 24 July 2009 14:52

I assume you didn't break mid-conversation to come here and post this "FML", so you probably confirmed that they actually thought you were gay. Big deal. So you found out your parents love you no matter what, and they were willing to make a nice dinner for you and your partner. Your life is fine on this front.

TheYDIguy 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 15:23

Alright, there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual in the first place. I know your probably not, but you obviously did some things in that past to make your parents suspect you of a different sexuality. If not, then they either accidently said "he" instead of "she" or they were just joking around. The whole situation is no big deal unless it is the unlikely scenario in which you honestly have done NOTHING in the past that would allow them to even think a thought like that, AND they were being 100% serious and actually literally thought you were gay. Therefore, YDI..... most likely.