By f__k_it - 18/01/2009 16:30 - United States

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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML
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Rainbowsareshiny 0

hahahahahaha take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

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feelslikeanoose 0

you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

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FlyingCopperhead 0

cant say that i have ever had a problem like that maybe you just need to find a hotter girl

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hle270 5

suddenly, i am finding myself feeling a lot less pretty

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Stuffman0027 0

i hear you man after a few i couldnt either

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letter_fml 0

maybe your ex gf wasn't hott enough.

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addy918 0

this is why you dont jack it more then twice

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Make whoopie? If i were her, and you said stuff like that? I wouldn't sleep with you just for the fact that you actually say stuff like that.

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genius_man16 0

um, just get her to blow you, that'll get you up in no time unless you're gay

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LadyWolf92 0

well maybe you should get some self control and just not touch yourself

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RatIsKing 0

wow this post is so vague. you're skipping around the point with so many euphemisms. what are you trying to say? just spit it out

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sillyteengirl 0

wow dude i heard if u dont use it u lose it but seriously 3 times? wow maybe u should have held off a little bit ..... sorry

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