Today, I was doing something naked, and then I saw somebody looking at me and I felt disgusted with them, but mostly with myself because I'm a lazy asshole who thinks the world revolves around me....but I'll never tell anyone that. FML

She may even be using the bushes as the "fence"

You didn't see him in the bushes, means he didn't see you. He just happened to be in his back yard, heard you sneeze and did the honoroable, right thing of saying 'bless you'. I despise when women are prejudice against men. Don't be a douche and he might not be a creeper. Someday you may need him to jump-start your car or un-clog your garbage disposer. P.S. Even if he did get a peek at your perkies, big deal. They're no worse for the where.

On the positive side: At least your creepy stalker-neighbour is polite.

That's horrible! I'm sorry. But don't lay out naked

rflmao! That pervert

FYL because...your neighbor is a creep. Then again, for all I know, he may have just been in his backyard doing something else and heard you sneeze. YDI because why the hell are you laying around outside topless when you have neighbors right there? I sure as hell wouldn't trust any of them enough to believe they won't look. I mean you do take that risk when you go parading around outside topless.

lolololol i couldnt stop laughing. and yeah i remember the other oine like that too

Thet is kinda creepy, but in his defense, you were topless in your backyard. I probably would have watched you, but only for like a minute. Then I would take a picture of it and go back inside.

this sounds exactly like a movie i saw recently, only it was inside instead of outside