By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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CheckOutYourBio 0

What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.

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bummerd00de 0

Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

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orgthingy 2

what? creep? HE'S A MAN..jesus christ what do you expect a man to do but stare? woah, stupid FML..

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noodlez222 0

its not indecent exposure if she is in her fenced backyard

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Vagrarian 2

For those who say she was doing something illegal by sunbathing topless...actually, in most states, she's within her rights. If you have a reasonable expectation of privacy, like being in a fenced yard that's not easily seen into, then you're within your rights to go topless or naked. Doing that in an open front yard, or walking around naked in front of an open window that faces the street are another matter entirely. But if you're somewhere that someone has to work to see you (like climb a fence or tree, or crane out a window, or whatever) then it's not considered indecent exposure. Check your local laws.

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lordmoe 0

On your property its only indecent exposure IF your yard is not blocked off by something. Now if he was in her yard that is illegal and is called TRESPASSING.

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Smalls3706 0

Uhh, how does that make it ok? Just because he's a man he can do whatever he wants? No, that's dumb he was perfectly capable of not watching her.

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SookMauNoots 0

this is a different version of another fml

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Khiash 6

It'd be hilarious if the OP was male.

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ravenscorne 0

Generally speaking, you're an idiot. If you want to be partially naked, and safe from prying eyes, do it inside your house. You're just asking for unwanted attention when you do something like that. Just because you have a fence doesn't mean you're protected.

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epicwinmaster 0

waiting for quagmire to saw a hole through your fence? giggity

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xoerica9 0

Did he climb over the fence? Fence FAIL. Or are your bushes growing on top of your fence? If so, you should enter a county fair of some sort, because I'm sure they've never seen that before!

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doberhound 0

what if he was legitamately doing yardwork, and was pulling crap out of the bushes?

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driedpeaches 0

well, fenced in yard and "her bushes" so I'm guessing he shouldn't of been there

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Vagrarian 2

If he was in your bushes, you could call the police and press charges. I'd recommend you take greater precautions before sunbathing topless again...or just not do it anymore. Melanoma kills.

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