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By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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CheckOutYourBio 0

What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.

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bummerd00de 0

Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

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tradit03 0

from ur bushes. FROM UR BUSHES!

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Zanozo 0

From your bushes. I almost died laughing

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Clomp 0

lmao lmao lmao. from your bushes. hahahahahahahahaha what a creep

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...Soft blue beautiful eyes You're an angel, it's no suprise That every man stares When you float in with your chocolate hair 4.0 My goodness girl You can have any boy in this whole world Don't waste your pretty blue eyes Don't waste your pretty soft skin Don't waste your pretty smile, your every kiss, your innocence Don't waste your pretty on him..." ...half because if you do, I'm pretty sure its illegal

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Unregistered 0

do you auctually have a ******* life? im pretty sure nobody gives a **** that you reply with lyrics and im pretty sure nobody ******* knows what song your talking about stop clogging the comments and get a ******* life you tool

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FoundManyLemons 0

Boobs outside are boobs that can be seen. It's a risk you must bare. Bare....hahahahahahahahahha

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_DANTE_ 0

Today, I was spying on my neighbor from her bushes as she was sunbathing topless. For about an hour, everything was going great until she sneezed and without thinking I said "Bless you". FML.

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Barbarossa_fml 0

Well, someone has to say it.... Pics or it didn't happen! ^_^

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Obecny75 0

With people talking about beating him and calling the cops to file charges against him...SHE was the one that was actually doing something illegal...its called indecent exposure. Its the same reason standing in front of your own window naked.

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