By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
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CheckOutYourBio 0

What the hell? Gawd, what a creeper. Beat his ass. You shouldn't lie out naked if you know there is a possibility that someone can see you though. YDI.

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bummerd00de 0

Wow... what a creepy guy. But if your yard is fenced in, how did he get in the bushes?

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canucksrule88 0

im pretty sure you liked it too ;) hey maybe sex with him will solve your problems!

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pee_my_pants 0

LMAO #67. Giggity fer suree ;D

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rr2020 0

hahahaha. Damn funny. You totally deserved it, tittie!!!

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lisabelle306 0

Seriously i f you know you have a creepy middle aged neighbor you could atleast worn a sports bra!

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_Natasha_ 0

O.o ...oh my. FYL...

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optimisticly4222 0

I don't get the indecent exposure thing. My brother lives in Eugene and when I visit him I have seen women walking around topless. granted it was at a Saturday market and they were old ad creepy but still women and still topless. so could anyone explain?

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antihaterrr 0

i just think it's amazing how he fit in ur bush

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ryguy997 0

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hatedhatedhated_fml 0

from your bushes?! y'all musta really got it on

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