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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:09

That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?

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Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:09

Bloody hell! That's gross

Comments

TheCerealKiller 24

Wednesday 19 September 2012 1:01

Well, perhaps you should move it to a living room or bedroom. Its liable to get damaged in a bathroom.

saffy66 34

Wednesday 19 September 2012 5:22

Even if she thought it was a trash can, then she should still have realized it needs emptying now and then. How rude of her to expect the OP to do it, especially with used tampons in it.