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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:09

That's disgusting. How hard is it to tell the difference between a vase and a trash can?

person961 9

Tuesday 18 September 2012 16:09

Bloody hell! That's gross

Comments

Metallica36176 16

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:35

wait.....tampons or appicators. if she throws her used tampons in there that's disgusting and why they make them out of special cotton and stuff to flush down the toilet. If its the applicators, its still gross and I'm sorry.

mariab01 3

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:41

ow that's just gross.. lol

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:45

That's why roommates need separate bathrooms.

Austyn57 1

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:52

just threw up a lil bit in my mouth

Eiregal2 10

Tuesday 18 September 2012 22:52

Does she not have any sense of smell? Because used sanitary products, even one alone, smell horrendous! I can't even begin to imagine how they smell all together and old like that, ick!