By anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:36 - Sri Lanka

Today, I decided to make homemade french fries. I figured all I needed was potatoes and salt, right? Wrong! I also needed the fire department and an ambulance. FML
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mthammer 4

Wow! I can understand the fire department but ambulance too??? What did you do?!?

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Damn_Hippster 11

How could you forget the fire department and a ambulance? Those are key ingredients to French fries

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nero9112 4

Smokey the bear teaches about forest fire prevention, Sparky the fire dog teaches about home fire prevention. I actually knew about Sparky long before Smokey, and I am not even American.

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Pufferfish78 5

You just like men in uniform! Were they hot?

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stevenmx86 7

How hard is that? We make home made fries all of the time..

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bizarre_ftw 21

Then you should know why op needed the fire dept. and ambulance!

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LMeltdown 4

Please, don't ever get near boiling oil. I think that's a bit too much for you to try right now. Start off with Jell-O.

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bizarre_ftw 21

*three weeks later* [...] and the authorities are still unsure how the south pacific has managed to morph completely into grape jell-o, environmentalists are still working out a solution. Over to you Tom :)

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MagicallyFat 12

Well then I'm sorry and I'm wrong. Sparky it is. I never had sparky the dog speak at my school :/

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AhmandahAnarchy 5

unfortunately for me, my ex tried to bake potatoe chips and burnt his house down literally. i tell people i was with him for his crotch rocket anf camaro, not his intellegence.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And yet you misspell potato when the correct spelling actually IN the FML... Ever wonder if he says the same or similar about you?

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Spoonz 4

That's not how yahoo answers says how to do it

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