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By hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France

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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML
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uns211 0

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

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XR6Falcon 0

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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xx_kaelen_xx 0

umm hello strippers don't care if ur desperate

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jason2468 0

op u r a complete idiot do u think they give a shit wether ur desperate or not!!

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daisyclouds 0

this is solo funny!

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perdix 29

The entire premise of the stripping industry is that you ARE desperate! Guys will high-end pussy at home aren't wasting time at the strip clubs. Do you avoid restaurants so that you do not appear hungry in front of the servers?

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FatalWedgie 0

lol. I hate it when people think I'm hungry

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metalmusic 0

Dude. I love you. xD And does OP not know that most strippers work different shifts/nights? For God's sake go on Friday. You won't seem desperate anyway. You're just money to them. To seem desperate is implying that they even notice you.

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perdix 29

I can't tell you the discomfort I've endured when I go to a place that has a men's room attendant! How can I let that dude think I need to take a pee or a dump?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I won't hire a maid because I don't want her to think I'm a slob. I also haven't been to work in days because I'd hate for them to think I need the money.

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ILikePopCorn 0

haha #48 comments like these make my day a whole lot better

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FatalWedgie 0

OP, stop spending all of your money at the club to no avail and just bang my ex wife like everyone else.

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metalmusic 0

But doesn't your ex wife work there now?

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maskedman 9

#30 that is hilarious. Now, how do I get in contact with this ex-wife?

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FatalWedgie 0

that wasn't nice perdix. nor funny. that comment kinda made me wanna jump thru this FML and ****-start your head just to help get u back on track with your witty and intelligent humor.

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perdix 29

Actually, I was aiming it at the OP, not you. When I wrote it, I didn't realize that metalmusic had referred to you. Sorry for the confusion.

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crazycornn 0

you look desperate just by going in the first place, sorry

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