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By hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France

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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML
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uns211 0

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

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XR6Falcon 0

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

you better have been going to Showgirls!!! I don't knownif they have show girls in France. but they should! lol. they have them all over Canada.

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13__Loki__13 1

Yeah, be coy. That will really turn the strippers on and make them respect you. "Oh he's the discerning perv in the club. A girl would be honored to be chosen to grind on his crotch for tips!" Seriously? Pay the 50-100 bucks, get your half and half, and go home!

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conrad01 6

...strippers don't have feelings silly they see enough desperate men to forget you anyways

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bcwarrior60 0

it's what ever went to the club last night then got drunk

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luvmuffin10 0

You should **** every single one of the people that judge you

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renaissancegrrl 0

You're flattering yourself thinking they'll REMEMBER you.

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meluvsyou 0

@#37, before you call people idiots, make sure you do spell check on your own insults. OP is a ****** (not literally or maybe idk)

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aninalcruelty 0

... #37 spelled it correctly

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mccarty_2 0

strip clubs aren't that bad if u go to the right ones cuz most of the girls are hot and there not ****** and there cool as shit to hangout with plus what guy doesn't like Rita gettin put in his face

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