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By hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France

Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a strip club and got a dance from a 19-year-old who was clearly not into me. I left and got into my car, and parked on a busy street. For some reason, the desire to do something pathetic was coursing through my veins, and so… I jerked off right there in my car. I think I was trying to get caught. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML

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By foxfur - 14/07/2016 12:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, my drinking habit hit a new low when I waited almost an hour to go to the liquor store after it opened because I didn't want to seem desperate. FML

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By bluntedone - 03/02/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2020 08:01

Today, I turned down a chance to go to a bar with a girl I like because I have an autoimmune disorder and don't want to get sick because of being irresponsible and obviously COVID 19. FML

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By Kai Curtis - 17/01/2023 18:00 - United States - Exton

Today, I went to the bar because, I like to go to the bar every Saturday, but wearing a wedding ring so people wouldn't hit on me. But when I went this time, I forgot my ring and people still didn’t hit on me. So now I know it has nothing to do with the ring at all. FML

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What are you doing?

By Noname - 20/02/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

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By assante2010 - 24/07/2011 00:09 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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By Big B - 04/02/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

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What a thoughtful gift

By Natsert99 - 08/12/2016 14:02 - United States - Deerfield

Today, I brought my best friend to the strip club as a birthday gift, as he had mentioned that he'd never been to one before. It might have been ruined by the discovery that his daughter had a new job. FML

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uns211 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:42

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

XR6Falcon 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:43

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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J0yce 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:55

They won't care if your desperate or not, they just need your money.

roro_kp 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:57

lmao....yeah, what they would think!

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 21 February 2010 15:57

You're not going to impress them.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:28

It isn't two weeks in a row that make you seem desperate, when the girls go by it is that weird ******* humping motion you make.

yourproblemnow 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:37

I agree with 36

Skycayenne 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 17:28

what the hell man. they would have already think that you're desperate on the first visit.. get a life/girlfriend/**** or something.

Bewitched_fml 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 17:34

oh so that was you??

Menick47 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:14

Why the fu- Wait! You don't want to look BAD in from of STRIPPERS?! YDI!

swim5010 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 18:24

ur a ******* pussy dude. they dont care if ur desperate, they just want ur money

okieraider71 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 19:04

Try going to a church. It will give you a reason to feel better about yourself. Without booze or drugs.

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