By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML
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Same thing different taste

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MKC_fml 0

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

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blackfire_fml 0

Why does he deserve it? He was trying to save his dog.

charmandaaar 0

I don't think he really deserved that at all, I mean he tried to save his dog from eating an M'n'M!

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swimchica 0

that sounds like something i would do.. i get so freaked out about my dogs eating bad foods. and certain foods (especially chocolate) do mess up dogs' stomachs- my sister gave our full grown golden retreiver a couple of carrots and he vomited and had diarrhea all night.

it takes more than one M&M of chocolate to take down a dog. i even have a dachshund, and hes eaten quite a few tootsie rolls. no ill effects.

Your house is filthy disgusting. All the dead skin and everything that would be blown around if you were outside is stuck inside. That's one of the two popular theories about the heightened levels of allergies we are seeing in people. The other is the over cleanliness of current people doesn't allow our immune system to develop as properly as it should, so histamine kicks in and yucky things happen. Either way, eating off the ground is stupid. You pay a buck for a pack of M&M's and it's not big deal to let one go. And for the people saying one M&M could make a small dog sick: 1 ounce = 28.3495231 grams An average M&M weighs about 2.2 grams, but assume they are 3. Let's say it's a super M&M. Just for skittles, giggles, and lols. And let's use serious rounding error to say that it would take 9 M&M's to make the 28.35 grams. So M&M's are actually like 3.something in this scenario. We hit up National Geographic for data on poisonous levels of chocolate for dogs: And what do we find? A 3 pound Doberman puppy (a three pound dog) would have to eat 3 dark chocolate M&Ms before getting a stomach ache. Or four of the standard milk chocolates. This is also under the assumption that the candy coating weighs nothing. So, let's take a more average size dog, let's say 25 pounds (like a cockerspaniel), and see what we get, shall we? 16 dark chocolate M&Ms, or over 25 milk chocolates, just to start to have stomach problems. Jeez. As far as death? A whopping 125 M&Ms. Herm... So: take the M&M at it's actual about 2 grams per M&M (still high, actually) of milk chocolate, and now you need like 300 M&M's to make a dog scary sick. I think at 300 M&M's, I might start to get scary sick. So, no. 1 M&M, even a ginormous dark chocolate one, wouldn't hurt your dog. Sorry to ruin your poor thought process. Good day.

Sportsfreak2034 0

haha that sucks...although i could see myself doing that too haha

stripedoctor 3

Dogs dont die at one M&M... maybe at worst throw up later, and why would you put it in ur mouth?

why do you eat things that fall on the ground!? take it away from your dog and throw it away!