Health: Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing...

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

snatching it off the floor so your dog doesn't eat it....good. Popping it in your mouth before looking at it....not so good.

betsymonty 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 10:05

And the worst part? A dog wouldn't get sick from a single M&M.

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katherinebby17 28

Friday 17 April 2009 0:39

that's what happens when u eat off of the ground

random_thought 0

Friday 17 April 2009 0:54

oh the things people do for candy. did you guys hear about the guy whose laptop fell and shattered into pieces because he dropped a package of starbursts?

FML_x2 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:03

Last time I checked, beetles weren't round and colorful with an M imprinted on them.. Not even a ladybug is close. Fail.

funnystory 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:33

But beetles have legs no?

Oriina 0

Friday 17 April 2009 1:53

... Aren't M&Ms usually ... brightly coloured? And .. they don't feel like a beetle at all. Ew. You definitely deserved that... Look at what you pick up off the floor next time.

Becca_19 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:06

HAHA lol that sucks ass.... oh well pay attention to what you pick up off the floor...

cback 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:09

lol i almost did the same thing except instead of a beetle it was a blood filled tick

rwarlol 0

Friday 17 April 2009 2:18

for people that think chocolate does not affect the dog. well in this case it wouldn't. chocolate, like caffeine, contains xanthine, which is toxic to dog. good news is you need a lot of it to kill a dog or the right kind. it takes about 100-150mg/kg for a dog to have some side affects, i.e diarrhea. milk chocolate contains 44mg/oz, semi-sweet 150mg/oz, bakers 390mg/oz of xanthine. pretty what does this mean. if you give a 15lbs dog 2 oz of milk chocolate it probably just have digestive problems. if you give 2oz of baker's to it then you pretty much just killed your dog. well, you can induce vomit and give him charcoal to absorb the amount. so the m&m wouldn't do anything to your dog but give it diarrhea the next day. just make sure your dog have access to water since diarrhea makes them dehydrated.