By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 309
You deserved it 3 702

Same thing different taste

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Fap and sneeze at the same time. Show her who's boss.

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I agree with the comments suggesting that you leave now...preferably arm in arm with a friend of one of the ethnicities your grandmother has difficulties with, ideally one who is suffering from allergies. That way she won't even ask why you can't stay.

cause that's the first thing people think when they go to their grandma's house...masterbating

Ricky___D 5

I can't wait until I can be old

Best solution, leave. **** that crazy shit